butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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