you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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