so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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