I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed