like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself