Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!