we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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