Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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