Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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