My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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