dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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