Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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