i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Be still, my beating vagina.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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