There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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