Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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