I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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