I can't watch pbs sober anymore
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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