please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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