You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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