On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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