I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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