Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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