i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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