What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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