I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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