So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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