i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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