I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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