Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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