..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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