the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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