if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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