Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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