This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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