I need to stop coming to work sober
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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