CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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