I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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