I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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