i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
FUCK WHALES
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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