I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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