You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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