You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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