so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
