How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her vagine was all disorganized.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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