I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
There r osticjed everywhere
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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