If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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