Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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