Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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