i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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