why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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