Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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