Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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