he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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