There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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