so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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