just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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