so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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