I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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