Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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