worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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