This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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